“- Rasputin: I will kill her. Crush her at the height of her glory.
- Bartok: And we're back to the crushing. Sir, I'm begging you, please, please forget the girl and get a life!
- Rasputin: Oh, I'll get a life, Bartok. Hers!”

Chris Lloyd - Rasputin
Hank Azaria - Bartok

“It's like the garage sale from hell.”

Jeremy Sisto - Scott

“- Hector: Is this the man that was killed?
- Sheriff Hank Keough: He seemed... taller.”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough

“- John Connor: You know what you're doing?
- The Terminator: I have detailed files on human anatomy.
- Sarah Connor: I'll bet. Makes you a more efficient killer, right?
- The Terminator: Correct.”
Edward Furlong - John Connor
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator
Linda Hamilton - Sarah Connor

“- Eugene Morris Jerome: Don't hate me for what I'm going to say.
- Stanley: What is it?
- Eugene Morris Jerome: I think Aunt Blanche has a great ass.
- Stanley: They're gonna lock you up in a sex asylum. If I was your sister I wouldn't sleep on the same block as you!”
Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome
Brian Drillinger - Stanley