“- Lily Yuriko Kawamura: Can you read that?
- Jack McGurn: Yeah. My Japanese is getting better every day.
- Lily Yuriko Kawamura: Actually, it's in Chinese. It might help you if you turn your menu up the other way.”
Tamlyn Tomita - Lily Yuriko Kawamura
Dennis Quaid - Jack McGurn

“We all have the capacity to kill! You... Me... Anyone! The problem is control.”
Leland Orser - Edmund Cutler

“- Josh: Is there anything you can't do?
- Beck: Not that I'm aware of.
- Josh: I find that incredibly intimidating.
- Beck: Most people do.”
Aaron Eckhart - Josh
Hilary Swank - Beck

“- Donkey: What about my Miranda rights? Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
- Shrek: You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek

“I got a 16-year-old daughter who just got her driver's license. So drop to your knees and thank the good Lord above that you live here and not where we live. She is without a doubt the worst driver on the planet. She's got no depth perception at all.”
Bill Engvall - Bill Engvall