“- Lily Yuriko Kawamura: Can you read that?
- Jack McGurn: Yeah. My Japanese is getting better every day.
- Lily Yuriko Kawamura: Actually, it's in Chinese. It might help you if you turn your menu up the other way.”
Tamlyn Tomita - Lily Yuriko Kawamura
Dennis Quaid - Jack McGurn

“If I could sing a lick, I would. But I can't. And I hate myself everyday because of it.”

Jacob Wysocki - Justin

“- Dutch: Why don't you use the regular army? What do you need us for?
- Dillon: 'Cause some damn fool accused you of being the best.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Dutch
Carl Weathers - Dillon

“You're always high! You're a drugged out loser. You think you're gonna' create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself!”

Colin Hanks - Shaun Brumder

“Objection! Motion to strike that from the record. It's clear that one's intellectual capacity has no bearing on their ability to love.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Rita