“I sent you to cover a piece of fluff, and you come back with a hostage situation.”

Robert Prosky - Lou Potts

“- Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff: Have you ever had any experience as a kidnapper?
- Baravelli: You bet. You know what I do when I kidnap somebody? First I call them up on the telephone, then I send them my chauffeur.”
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff
Chico Marx - Baravelli

“To the man who calls himself Casanova. The man who took me from my own home and ultimately tried to kill me. I broke your rules, just me. None of the other women helped. So if you're looking for someone to blame, blame me.”

Ashley Judd - Dr. Kate McTiernan

“- Coach: Wait a minute, that's the kidnap victim, ain't it? You didn't kill her.
- Wayne: No, coach.
- Coach: I'm real disappointing in you boys.”
R. Lee Ermey - Coach
Steve Zahn - Wayne

“- Tommy Doyle: Where are they? Where's Kara? I feel like I've been drugged.
- Dr. Loomis: We have been drugged.
- Tommy Doyle: I don't understand, why didn't they kill us when they had the chance?
- Dr. Loomis: It's his game, and I know where he wants to play it.”
Paul Rudd - Tommy Doyle
Donald Pleasence - Loomis