“- Marcus Burnett: What am I smellin'?
- Julie Mott: [sees barrels of ether hanging in the back of the van. Reads the label] Ether. Extremely... flammable... ether. Oh shit!
- Mike Lowrey: God-damn...
- Marcus Burnett: Oh, you da man. Oh you're the fuckin' man tonight! You go and pick an ice-cream truck that's a damn bomb!”

Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett
Téa Leoni - Julie Mott
Will Smith - Mike Lowrey

“- Harry Lime: Smell that?
- Marv Merchants: [sniffs] Yeah.
- Harry Lime: Know what that is?
- Marv Merchants: Fish.
- Harry Lime: It's freedom.
- Marv Merchants: No, it's fish.
- Harry Lime: It's freedom, and it's money.”

Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“- Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
- Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
- Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana

“I coulda been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up, they fish, they sell fish, they smelt fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with, Yvonne, she smelled like fish.”
Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane

“- Madmartigan: That's magic? It smells terrible.
- Willow Ufgood: It's the life spark. It forms...
- Madmartigan: Well, it stinks! This whole thing stinks!”
Val Kilmer - Madmartigan
Warwick Davis - Willow Ufgood