“- Danny Muldoon: I'll pick you up at seven. Where do you live?
- Theresa Luna: Here.
- Danny Muldoon: With the stiffs?
- Theresa Luna: My father and I have an apartment upstairs.”
John Candy - Danny Muldoon
Ally Sheedy - Theresa Luna

“- Joe Roberts: Were you thinking of living?
- Mr. Roberts: There's a trailer park over on Bright's. They got a pretty good deal there.
- Maria: It's nice there. They have a vegetable garden in the back where you can rent a plot. Grow your own.”

David Morse - Joe Roberts
Charles Bronson - Mr. Roberts
Valeria Golino - Maria

“- Nick Charles: I want to know something about apartment 25C. What I want to know is, how long did Rainbow Benny live in that apartment?
- Greek Janitor: No long. He's move in last night at seven and he's a dead at ten.”
William Powell - Nick Charles
Harry Burns - Greek Janitor

“- Lillian - the Housekeeper: I'm the housekeeper!
- Bob: Fine way to keep house. Women screaming. Bogeymen jumping out of windows. If I had a house like this, I wouldn't want to keep it.”
Rafaela Ottiano - Lillian - the Housekeeper
Dennis O'Keefe - Bob

“- Louis Stevens: I got a roof over my head. That's all I need right now.
- Silverio: I'll tell you what. You come work for me and train my guys, and I'll give you a roof over your head like you wouldn't believe.”
Mark Dacascos - Louis Stevens
Paco Christian Prieto - Silverio