“- Charlie McKay: [about the dishwasher] And you push this button. Word to the wise: don't press that till she wakes up, so she sees you doing it.
- Leopold: How clever. The proverbial tree in the woods.
- Charlie McKay: If a man washes a dish, and no one sees it...
- Charlie McKay, Leopold: Did it happen?
- Charlie McKay: Right.”
Breckin Meyer - Charlie McKay
Hugh Jackman - Leopold

“- Johnny Utah: The beaches are always being closed because of waste spills, right? And surfers are territorial, they stick to certain breaks. If we can get some hair samples, and get a match to a certain beach, we'd know which break the Ex-Presidents surf. You buyin' this?
- Pappas: No. But let's do it anyway; it'll drive Harp crazy.”

Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah
Gary Busey - Pappas

“- Vincent: My God, are you going to tell me what I can and can't do now? In case you haven't noticed, I don't need anymore rescuing, but you did once.
- Anton: You didn't rescue me. I rescued myself.
- Vincent: Who are you trying to fool?
- Anton: You want me to prove it to you? Ok, I'll prove it to you!”
Ethan Hawke - Vincent Freeman
Loren Dean - Anton Freeman

“Of course he didn't listen to me. He had proved what he needed to prove. To himself and anyone who doubted him.”

Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda

“Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.”
Daniel Kash - Dr. Dreyfuss