“Hey, you want some good parental advice? Don't listen to me.”

Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“- Vietnam Veteran: I'm going to tell you something I wish someone would have told me when I was your age.
- Chrissy: Oh yeah? What's that?
- Vietnam Veteran: Your parents aren't always right.
- Samantha: No shit.”
Brendan Fraser - Vietnam Veteran
Rita Wilson - Chrissy
Demi Moore - Samantha

“- Elizabeth: When you think you are in love your eyes are closed to all logic and reason. It's not the time to make a big decision.
- Carla: No but my eyes are not closed mother...
- Elizabeth: Shh dear Carla we can have this discussion without you getting upset in front of everybody, Carla...
- Carla: [shouting] My eyes are not closed mother!”
Diane Keaton - Elizabeth
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“What kind of mother would I be if I didn't give my girls tits... tips?”
Dustin Hoffman - Dorothy Michaels

“As your mother tells you, and my mother certainly told me, it is important always to try new things.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter