“- Mike Brady: Roy, I have something I'd like to discuss with you.
- Roy: Is it about where I shop?
- Mike Brady: No, but now that you mention it, I have that same suit in brown and green.
- Roy: I know. You're wearing it.
- Mike Brady: Ah. So I am.”
Gary Cole - Mike Brady
Tim Matheson - Roy Martin

“The best place to meet a guy is at the supermarket. You see a guy holding a list, you know he's married. He's in the frozen food section carrying a small basket, he's single. I like to hang out by fruits and vegetables, there's a better chance of getting a guy who's healthy.”
Bess Wohl - Rebecca

“Remember you're in France: the customer is always wrong!”
Marion Cotillard - Fanny Chenal

“Christmas shopping, never an easy or a pleasant task.”
Alan Rickman - Harry

You know what a man should never ask in a Victoria's Secret shop? "Does this come in children's sizes?".
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery