“It doesn't matter how many past or future existences you have, because they're all gonna be riddled with grief and anguish and sickness and death. You see, Brian, God doesn't love you. God despises you. So there's no hope, and mankind is just a component of the device by which the devil creates itself.”

David Thewlis - Johnny

“- Winston Zeddmore: Hey Ray. Do you believe in God?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Never met him.”
Ernie Hudson - Winston Zeddmore
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz

“- Biker: Hey, crazy lady, I believe in God, too. I just don't think he's the bloodthirsty asshole you make him out to be.
- Mrs. Carmody: Well, you take that up with the Devil when you run into him. You just chat it over at your leisure.”
Brian Libby - Biker
Marcia Gay Harden - Mrs. Carmody

“- Jill Sadelstein: How could there be a Grand Canyon if God didn't exist?
- Todd: Right. That's a very good point. I'm just saying, you know, maybe...
- Jill Sadelstein: Maybe God wouldn't have given you a rat face if you believed in him.”
Adam Sandler - Jill Sadelstein
Nick Swardson - Todd

“Personally, I don't believe in God. I don't believe in the Devil either. Perhaps that is why I am never disappointed.”

Michael Jenn - The Duke of Burgundy