“Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.”
Keith Scott - The Narrator

“- Nick: What does it feel like?
- Terry: Nothing, yet.
- Nick: No, I mean knowing you're about to die.
- Terry: Relief.”
Brad Hunt - Nick
David Arquette - Terry

“What faces will smile on me when I die? Who will comfort me that long night?”
Jamie Bell - Smike

“- Colleen Beck: I'd be more comfortable if he slept in the guest room.
- Alyssa Beck: Well, I'd be more comfortable if you hadn't slept with Josh. George would be more comfortable if he wasn't dying.”
Mary Steenburgen - Colleen Beck
Jena Malone - Alyssa Beck

“- Arthur Dent: So this is it. We're going to die
- Ford Perfect: Yes. Would you like a hug?
Arthur Dent: No.”
Martin Freeman - Arthur Dent
Yasiin Bey - Ford Prefect