“It says here the retail industry does 50% of its business between December 1st and December 25th. That's half a year's business in one month's time. It seems to me, an intelligent country would legislate a second such gift giving holiday. Create, say, a Christmas 2, late May, early June, to further stimulate growth.”
Danny Trejo - Jumpy

“We simply cannot let our competition be nuttier than we are.”

Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich

“Well, if you're espousing a philosophy, which apparently you are, that the corporation owes employees cradle-to-the-grave security, I don't think that can be accomplished under a free enterprise system.”
Tom Kay - Himself

“Business has to change the way it does business, or we will make no significant changes in the way we relate to the earth.”
William Dennis Weaver

“Did you mention perhaps what line of industrial lubricants Jesus would have endorsed?”
Kevin Spacey - Larry Mann