“- Sartana: I started working on the night shift taking out the trash. But I worked my way up. As translator, assistant... now I'm Special Agent in charge of investigations.
- Machete: Sounds like they still got you taking out the trash.”
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“- Padre: [offers Machete a cigar] Cuban?
- Machete: Mexican.”
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“- Machete: Get dressed.
- Chica: It's too hot for clothes.”
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“Everything good that's ever happened to me came out of helping others.”
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“Hollywood wants guys who can act tough - Hollywood don't want tough guys.”
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“- Cuchillo: Women pee, men piss.
- Edwin: And what do you do?
- Cuchillo: I unleash.”
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“- Federale Officer: You're the boss.
- Machete: No. [pulls out a machete] This is the boss.”
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“It says here the retail industry does 50% of its business between December 1st and December 25th. That's half a year's business in one month's time. It seems to me, an intelligent country would legislate a second such gift giving holiday. Create, say, a Christmas 2, late May, early June, to further stimulate growth.”
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“- Booth: Tell me, where are my wife and daughter?
- Machete: With God.
- Booth: Well, I guess I won't be seeing them.”
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“- Johnny-23: Shit, that's Garland Greene man.
- Cameron Poe: The Marietta Mangler.
- Baby O: That skinny little man butchered thirty-something people up and down the eastern seaboard. They say the way he killed those people, makes the Manson Family look like the Partridge Family.”
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They'd call me "Johnny 600" if they knew the truth.
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“- Johnny-23: Do you know what I am?
- Cameron Poe: Ugly all day?”
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