“- Bruce Nolan: Is this heaven?
- God: No, this is Mount Everest. You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time.”
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan
Morgan Freeman - God

“- Jeff: No-one's going to believe he went to Miami, nobody goes to Miami!
- Rudy: Old people go to Miami, he's old isn't he? Where do you want him to go, Aspen?
- Jeff: Aspen? Fuck Aspen, this crate won't go around the block...
- Big Jim: The fuck it won't! This motherfucker runs!”

Gerrit Graham - Jeff
Kurt Russell - Rudy Russo
Frank McRae - Jim the Mechanic

“The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you.”
Curtis Armstrong - Charles De Mar

“First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi.”
Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis

“To live in a country where you can take an ugly old mountain and put faces on it, faces of great Americans who did so much to make our country super great. Well, that makes me Rebecca Leeman, proud to be an American.”
Denise Richards - Rebecca 'Becky' Ann Leeman