“You're probably a blessing in disguise. Fucking good disguise.”
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

“- Llug: Want to breed?
- Madmartigan: Tempting, but no.”

Ron Tarr - Llug
Val Kilmer - Madmartigan

“- Lt. Wilbur Finletter: My God! It's Adolf Hitler!
- Mason Dixon: This is Sam Smith. He's our undercover expert. He's only disguised as Adolf Hitler.”
J. Stephen Peace - Lt. Wilbur Finletter
David Miller - Mason Dixon

“There once was a lad from Australia, who painted his ass like a dahlia, the color was fine and likewise the design, but the aroma -whew!- that was the failure.”
Bryan Brown - Lt. Peter Handcock

“- Ellen Brody: Listen, do me a favour. Act as if you've been here the whole time.
- Brody: How do I do that?
- Ellen Brody: Just look bored.”

Lorraine Gary - Ellen Brody
Roy Scheider - Brody