“- Zebulun: In Egypt there's food going spare.
- Asher: They've got corn, they've got meat, they've got fruit and drinks.
- Benjamin, Dan: And if we have the time we could see the Sphinx!”
Michael Small - Zebulun
Martin Callaghan - Asher
Nick Holmes - Benjamin
Sebastien Torkia - Dan

“Hey, look! The Golden Gate Bridge! Isn't that great? It's not made out of solid gold like we thought, which is kind of a disappointment, but still!”
Amy Poehler - Joy

“- Hudson Hawk: What's with all these stones in people's backyard?
- Tommy Five-Tone: That is called ruins...”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Danny Aiello - Tommy Five-Tone

“- Middle Jamal: [seeing the Taj Mahal] Is this heaven?
- Middle Salim: You're not dead Jamal.
- Middle Jamal: What is it? Some hotel?”
Tanay Chheda - Middle Jamal
Ashutosh Lobo Gajiwala - Middle Salim

“Hey, how many of you people out here are a national monument? Raise your hand, please? Oh, hello, Miss!”

Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman