“Two thousand years ago we worshiped them as gods. Three hundred years ago we burned them at the stake, as witches. Now we treat them with drugs... and therapy.”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dr. Jake Rainer

“Those travel sicknesspills mustn't be working. I still feel sick and I've taken four already. And I've only travelled up and down the stairs.”
Pauline Collins - Shirley Valentine

“When the T-virus spread across the Earth, it did so at the speed of the modern world, carried by jetliners across the globe. The antivirus is airborne, spread by the winds. It could take years for it to reach every corner of the Earth. Until then, my work is not done. My name is Alice.”
Milla Jovovich - Alice

“Listen. I don't care what you say. Chlamydia is a soup. It's my opinion. I can have that if I'd like. You don't have to argue. I've seen it on the grocery store shelf. Don't argue with me about it. I don't care if you are a doctor.”
Tim meadows - Leon Phelps

“- Charlie: I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal.
- Irene: What's it called?
- Charlie: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.”
Jim Carrey - Charlie
Renee Zellweger - Irene