“- Alex: I won't say a single solitary slovo unless I have my lawyer here. I know the law, you bastards.
- Police Inspector: We'll have to show our little friend Alex here that we know the law too, but that knowing the law isn't everything.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
Lindsay Campbell - Police Inspector

“- Mike: What do you call a thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
- Johnny: What?
- Mike: Not enough sand.”
Christopher Walken - Mike
Mars Callahan - Johnny

“- Jason Kelly: Being a corporate lawyer, you know, it's got its upsides.
- Dick Kelly: You know what I'd rather do?
- Jason Kelly: What?
- Dick Kelly: I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot air balloon.”
Zac Efron - Jason Kelly
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly

“What about a wig? They're lawyers, aren't they? Lawyers love wigs.”
Sally Phillips - Shazza

“- U.S. Reporter: Hey champ how come you don't use a trainer anymore?
- Eric Sloane: I got my kid brother in my corner for now. He says he's gonna be a vet, I say he's gonna be a lawyer, or I’m gonna kick his butt!”
Mark DiSalle - U.S. Reporter
Dennis Alexio - Eric Sloane