“- Brooke Taylor Windham: Are you one of my lawyers?
- Elle Woods: Sort of.
- Brooke Taylor Windham: Well thank God one of you has a brain.”
Ali Larter - Brooke Taylor Windham
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Kate Veatch: I'm not a banker, I'm a lawyer.
- Peter La Fleur: Really? What kind of law are you involved in, pretty eyes?
- Kate Veatch: Sexual harassment, mostly.”
Christine Taylor - Kate Veatch
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur

“- Edward Lewis: What makes you think I'm a lawyer?
- Vivian Ward: You have that sharp, useless look about you.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward

“I better have my lawyer take a look at these. I'm just a simple country boy. There's all kinds of big words in here I can't even pronounce. Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners for all I know.”

Josh Lucas - Jake Perry

Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legalfirm of "That's mine, this is yours".
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns