“- Jay: We don't like bugs?
- Kay: Bugs thrive on carnage, Tiger. They consume, infest, destroy, live off the death and destruction of other species.”

Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“- Ben: Oh no, come on!
- Andie: You think maybe he thinks the felt is grass?”

Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“- Blackberry: Men have always hated us.
- Capt. Holly: No. They just destroyed the warren because we were in their way.
- Fiver: They'll never rest until they've spoiled the earth.”
Simon Cadell - Blackberry
John Bennett - Capt. Holly
Richard Briers - Fiver

“- Dr. Ditten: Our children will thank us for the world we are making for them!
- Emmy Ritter: Thank you? Thank you for what? For a world filled with a seed of new hates? For a world in ruins?”
Philip Dorn - Dr. Ditten
Alla Nazimova - Emmy Ritter

“That is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple!”

Kathleen Howard - Miss Bragg