“- Samantha Cole: I'm contesting custody.
- Fletcher Reede: What?
- Samantha Cole: If I get sole custody of the kids, that's another 10 grand in childsupport payments.
- Fletcher Reede: You just won 11 million dollars!”
Jennifer Tilly - Samantha Cole
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede

“- Eddie: What the hell are you doing?
- Deacon: 17 million 4 ways I'm to greedy for that, Eddie.”
John Hawkes - Eddie
Peter Greene - Deacon

“If the cash is there, then we do not care. What kinda philosophy is that?”
Kevin J. O'Connor - Joey Pantucci

“- Gus Gorman: I've been thinking I'm not making enough money for this gig.
- Ross Webster: Gus, if there's anything I hate, it's greed.”
Richard Pryor - Gus Gorman
Robert Vaughn - Ross Webster

“- Maureen: Give me some money. I want some popcorn.
- Phil: You've got money.
- Maureen: I've got my money. I asked for your money!
- Phil: Cheap ass bitch!”
Jada Pinkett Smith - Maureen
Omar Epps - Phil