“I'm gonna go out in this world and get everything I can get. I mean, I'm gonna be rich, super rich. I mean, I'm gonna be spending money like a chimp in a beat-off contest.”
David Cross - Ronnie Dobbs

“- Randolph Duke: Money isn't everything, Mortimer.
- Mortimer Duke: Oh, grow up.
- Randolph Duke: Mother always said you were greedy.
- Mortimer Duke: She meant it as a compliment.”
Ralph Bellamy - Randolph Duke
Don Ameche - Mortimer Duke

“- Samantha Cole: I'm contesting custody.
- Fletcher Reede: What?
- Samantha Cole: If I get sole custody of the kids, that's another 10 grand in childsupport payments.
- Fletcher Reede: You just won 11 million dollars!”
Jennifer Tilly - Samantha Cole
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede

“- Eddie: What the hell are you doing?
- Deacon: 17 million 4 ways I'm to greedy for that, Eddie.”
John Hawkes - Eddie
Peter Greene - Deacon

“There's a whole lotta money out there. All I gotta do is put my name on it.”
Ice Cube - Bucum