“Blue Streak” quotes(1999)
Plot – Miles Logan is a skilled jewel thief. He has to place a bag of precious diamonds in a safe place. When he's arrested because of another robbery, he's forced to hide the diamonds inside a building under construction. Only after a three years sentence Miles is able to retrieve his jewels, but the building is now a police department.
All actors – Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson, Peter Greene, Dave Chappelle, Nicole Ari Parker, Graham Beckel, Robert Miranda, Olek Krupa, Saverio Guerra, Richard C. Sarafian, Tamala Jones, Julio Oscar Mechososhow all
“Blue Streak” Quotes 16 quotes
“I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my ass with them shits. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it.”
“- Miles Logan: All right check this out: This is a Brigga 3300, toughest safe in the world. What's the first thing you do?
- Eddie: Drill the lock.
- Miles Logan: No! You got to check to see if it's open.
- Miles Logan: It's open!
- Eddie: Really?
- Miles Logan: Nah I'm messin' wit- I'm messing with you! They would never do that! Now Eddie, you...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Deacon: What's going on?
- Tulley: I never know what's going on!”
“- Miles Logan: Don't you ever get all up on this thing?
- Carlson: I don't think I've ever gotten all up on anything, sir.”
“- Eddie: What the hell are you doing?
- Deacon: 17 million 4 ways I'm to greedy for that, Eddie.”
“- FBI Agent Gray: All right Detective Malone. Now the objectivehere is to have these individuals look upon you as if you were one of them, a member of the criminal underworld. So it's important that your actions, your speech, and your general mode of behavior is all congruent with their expectation of a fellow criminal.
- Miles Logan: Oh, okay,...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Janiece: You told me you were a banker...
- Miles Logan: A bank robber!”
“- FBI Agent Gray: You have to look, act, and even think like a criminal. And you're gonna have to change your speech patterns too. Most criminals like to use slang terminology, and profanity, and so forth, especially with regard to police and authority figures.
- Miles Logan: Oh, you mean like, shut the hell up you dickless FBI...?
- FBI Agent...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Miles Logan: Yo tengo el gato los pantalones.
- Carlson: You just said you have a cat in your pants.”
“Got the rock. Time to roll.”
“- Miles Logan: Damn. What happened? Did you eat the whole time I was in there? Wait a minute, that's alright. I can adjust, it's the love that counts. I can adjust to a plus size woman, just more cushion for the pushing.
- Shawna: Janiece! Your sad-ass sack of bones is here!
- Miles Logan: I apologize, you're her cousin. Can I buy you some cereal?”
“Hey, this is the police. Move your busted-ass vehicle. Move, move, move, move. This is the LAPD. We'll pop one in your ass. We got guns and shit.”