- Orin Hanner Sr.: You're violating my constitutional rights.
- Jack Taggart: Mr. Hanner, I promise you, as sure as you stand here now, I'm gonna show you a new meaning to the word "violation".
Kris Kristofferson - Orin Hanner Sr.
Steven Seagal - Jack Taggart

“You know what's gonna happen if I let you go? Morton is gonna call me in. Then he's going to chew my butt off. I'll be sitting there and my butt's gonna get smaller and smaller and by the time I get up, my back is going to be on my thighs. Because I won't have no butt. You wouldn't want that to happen to me, would you? Of course you wouldn't.”

Sinbad - Sam Simms

“- The Coachman: I'm collecting stupid little boys.
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: Stupid little boys?
- The Coachman: The disobedient ones who play hooky from school.”
Charles Judels - The Coachman
Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow

“Pinocchio! So, this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself! Smoking! Playing pool! You're coming right home with me this minute!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“- Arthur Kriticos: I told them not to leave this spot.
- Dennis Rafkin: They're kids - what do you expect?”
Tony Shalhoub - Arthur Kriticos
Matthew Lillard - Dennis Rafkin