“- Ed Hocken: They can't kick you off the force, Frank! It's just not fair!
- Frank Drebin: I know, Ed. Life isn't always fair. Just think. The next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.”
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Jake: Who are you?
- Alonzo: I'm the zig-zag man, who the fuck are you?
- Jake: I'm a cop.
- Alonzo: Watch out... don't shoot nobody.”
Ethan Hawke - Jake
Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“- Marty McFly: What about the police, Biff? They're gonna match up the bullet with that gun.
- Biff Tannen: Kid, I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man.”
Michael J. Fox - Marty McFly
Thomas F. Wilson - Biff Tannen

“- Lt. Bender: Give the bag to Bozo, drop the gun and put your hands in the air!
- Earl Mott: Who said that?
- Lt. Walters: This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
- Lt. Bender: It's the police department!”
Art Evans - Lt. Bender
Bill Pullman - Earl
Clarence Felder - Lt. Walters

“- Kyle Fisher: I'm calling the police.
- Robert Boyd: So help me God, you touch that fuckin' phone, I'll bury you with them!”

Jon Favreau - Kyle Fisher
Christian Slater - Robert Boyd