“- Dennis Rodman: At least I look good.
- Eddie: For the moment. Get your earrings, baby. You look naked.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Eddie

“- Princess Fiona: It's me... in this body.
- Donkey: Oh my God, you ate the princess!”

Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Momma: Hello.
- Becky: Hi.
- Momma: I haven't always been like this.
- Becky: Well, I haven't always been like this, either.”

Darlene Cates - Bonnie Grape
Juliette Lewis - Becky

“- Roy Knable: Helen, if we ever get out of this things will be different from now on, I promise. I'm not just going to be a watcher. I'm going to be the man I was when we first got married.
- Helen Knable: You weren't blonde then and you wore a lot less makeup.”
John Ritter - Roy Knable
Pam Dawber - Helen Knable

“- Steve Wozniak: Where's your beard?
- Steve Jobs: In the bathroom sink. I shaved it off.
- Steve Wozniak: Well, how come?
- Steve Jobs: 'Cause banks don't like beards.”
Joey Slotnick - Steve Wozniak
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs