“- Tina: Mr. Scamander, do you know anything about the wizarding community in America?
- Newt: I do know a few things, actually. I know you have rather backwards laws about relations with Non-Magic people. That you're not meant to befriend them. That you can't marry them, which seems mildly absurd to me.”
Katherine Waterston - Tina
Eddie Redmayne - Newt

“I like art, I work in a gas station, my best friend is a tomboy. These things don't fly too well in the American high school.”
Eric Stoltz - Keith Nelson

“I think every kid in America ought to go to school... at least up to the eighth grade.”
Clint Eastwood - Bronco Billy

“It's America, you know what I mean? Find out what it is and put that down on the application for college.”
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus

“- The Great Edgar: For my next experiment, I will saw the little maharaja in half.
- Charlie: I'm a victim of sawcumstances.”
Edgar Bergen - The Great Edgar
Charlie McCarthy - Charlie