“- Roman: I think we should go into town tomorrow and pick up a ski boat. Whaddya say? Sound good, guys? Uncle Roman'll blow some coin on a kick-ass drag boat!
- Chet: That's ok, we're renting a pontoon boat.
- Roman: Pontoon boat? What the hell are you gonna do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig
John Candy - Chet Ripley

“- Pacha: We're on our honeymoon.
- Waitress: Bless you for coming out in public..”

John Goodman - Patcha
Patti Deutsch - Waitress

“- Raymond Gaines: You ready?
- Emma Gaines: Do I sound ready?
- Raymond Gaines: Yep.”

The Rock - Raymond Gaines
Carla Gugino - Emma Gaines

“- Inspector Arthur Steed: And there's nothing left but to stop you.
- Maud Watts: What are you gonna do? Lock us all up? We're in every home, we're half the human race, you can't stop us all.”

Brendan Gleeson - Inspector Arthur Steed
Carey Mulligan - Maud Watts

“- J. Worthington Foulfellow: There is only one cure! A vacation! On Pleasure Island!
- Pinocchio: Pleasure Island?
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: Yes! That happy land of carefree boys where everyday's a holiday!”

Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio