“- Jan: I mean, everybody thinks I'm this big dyke because... 'cause I wear baggy pants, I play softball, and... and I'm not as pretty as other girls, but that doesn't make me gay. I mean, I like guys. I can't help it. I just want a big fat wiener up my... - Andre: Amen, sister.”
Katrina Phillips - Jan
Douglas Spain - Andre
“- BBC Reporter: So you're saying you're bisexual? - Young Man: I like boys. I like girls. They're all great. No difference, is there?”
Damian Suchet - BBC Reporter
Wash Westmoreland - Young Man
“- Val Goldman: Uh, Dad, could we maybe hire a straight maid for this evening? - Armand Goldman: There are no straight maids in South Beach.”
Dan Futterman - Val Goldman
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
“- Bernadette: We've only recently discovered that young Anthony here, bats for both teams. - Mitzi: I do not! - Felicia: Oh, so we're straight? - Mitzi: No. - Felicia: Oh, we're not. So we're a donut puncher, after all? - Mitzi: No. - Felicia: Then what the hell are we? - Mitzi: I don't fuckin' know.”
Terence Stamp - Bernadette
Hugo Weaving - Mitzi
Guy Pearce - Felicia
“- Harry Lockhart: Still gay? - Gay Perry: Me? No. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart
Val Kilmer - Gay Perry
