“- Buddy Evans: What's wrong with my forehead?
- Ms. Werner: Look at those lines.
- Buddy Evans: What lines?
- Ms. Werner: Looks like it's suffering from erosion.
- Buddy Evans: As long as we're talking about looks, your nose isn't exactly classic.
- Ms. Werner: Has anyone ever suggested that you plant corn in your eyebrows?”
Burt Reynolds - Buddy Evans
Carol Locatell - Ms. Werner

“Do yourself a favor and don't think so much. It gives you premature wrinkles.”

Alyssa Milano - Margo Masse

“- Psychiatrist: Would you consider yourself subjectively firm or objectively flexible?
- James Clayton: Metaphysically wrinkle-free?”
Oscar Hsu - Psychiatrist
Colin Farrell - James Douglas Clayton

“Whoa! Look at those wrinkles. What is holding this woman together?”

David Spade - Kuzco

“Let your eyes crinkle, let your skin wrinkle.Our lines show that we've lived. If he doesn't love you when you look like a map, tell him to hit the road.”
Nia Vardalos - Connie