“I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good hot black coffee.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Special Agent Dale Cooper

“Happiness is a gift and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes.”
John Barry Humphries - Mrs. Crummles

“- Col. John Henry Patterson: You don't enjoy killing, do you?
- Dr. David Hawthorne: Then why do it?
- Charles Remington: Because I've got a gift.”

Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson
Bernard Hill - Dr. David Hawthorne
Michael Douglas - Charles Remington

“I got my dignity, my pride.”
Jay Hernandez - Carlito Brigante

“You can't stop my happiness, 'cuz I like the way I am. And you just can't stop my knife and fork when I see a Christmas ham! And if you don't like the way I look, then I just don't give a damn!”

John Travolta - Edna Turnblad