John Barry Humphries quotes
“In every life, no matter how full or empty one's purse, there is tragedy. It is the one promise life always fulfills.”
“I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.”
“New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.”
“Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.”
“- Dory: Hey, look, balloons. It is a party.
- Bruce: Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop.”
“Happiness is a gift and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes.”