“- Rusty: Let me guess, a Jehovah's Witness?
- Walt Koontz: I was wondering, uh, if I could pay you for singing lessons?
- Rusty: Oh hahaha, oh, honey, I'd rather suck Hitler's dead dick.
- Walt Koontz: I bet you already did!”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz

If you ask him why he hates jazz, he says things like "Jazz is the sound of the Devil, sniggering at our folly". So you end up not knowing anything... except now I know for sure the Devil doesn't lurk in our attic.

Robert Norman - Fraser

It's dad's fault if I'm ignorant, because he never tells me about anything useful. If you ask him why Beethoven is so wonderful, he says stuff like "Beethoven is the sound of God, talking in his sleep".
Robert Norman - Fraser

“- Eddie Sparks: Alright. How long's it now been - eight years since Michael is dead?
- Dixie Leonard: You shut up!
- Eddie Sparks: No. You let me talk. Now enough is enough here. That boy needs a father. He needs a man in his life - somebody he can talk to, somebody who can teach him, somebody who can show him.”
James Caan - Eddie Sparks
Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard

“- John Lee: My father taught me how to shoot.
- Meg Coburn: Playing catch is so impersonal.”
Chow Yun-Fat - John Lee
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn