“I can't eat that, he used his hands. I think it's unsanitary.”

Marti Greenberg - Suzanne

“Yucky yucky pizza, yucky pizza. Yummy yummy cucumber sandwiches!”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“Come on girl, haven't you ever cleaned a fish? You know there's nothing cruel about what I'm doing here. I treat most of my stock better than farmers treat their animals. I don't feed 'em chemicals or hormones. When you consider the way the world is today, there's no question I'm doing a lot of them a big favor.”

Rory Calhoun - Vincent Smith

“Breathe out... slowly... do not gulp. If you do not breathe correctly, you do not move correctly. Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work.”

Joel Grey - Chiun

“- Morty: Something stinks like stale French fries.
- Michael Newman: Oh yeah, that's probably me.
- Morty: You know, fast food shortens your life.”
Christopher Walken - Morty
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman