“I feel the universe functioning perfectly but I'm still perfectly locked inside myself. Instead of oneness, I feel isolation.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Ray Manzarek

“- Doralee Rhodes: You know... I just don't get it, Dwayne.
- Dwayne Rhodes: What's that, honey?
- Doralee Rhodes: I'm as nice as I know how to be to every single person in that office. Everyone treats me like a... bastard at a family reunion.”
Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes
Jeffrey Douglas Thomas - Dwayne Rhodes

- Jay: Let's have a butt.
- Max: No thanks, I don't smoke.
- Ernie "Ice": They're very health conscious in Los Angeles.
- Jay: You got any cash? Hollywood?
- Max: No.
- Ernie "Ice": Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?
- Max: Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.
Tobias Jelinek - Jay
Omri Katz - Max
Larry Bagby - Ernie 'ice'

“Greendale is a bodaciously small town, Lane. A fly speck on the map, a rest stop on the way to the ski slope. I can't even get real drugs here!”
Curtis Armstrong - Charles De Mar

“I'm not sick. I just need space.”

Charles Grodin - George Maitlin