“- George Banks: Drive carefully. And don't forget to fasten your condom.
- Annie Banks: Dad!
- George: Seat belt! I meant, I meant seat belt.”
Steve Martin - George Banks
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“- Boxman: Preflight, kid: money?
- Lt. (j.g.) Jack 'Razor' Barlow: Yeah, I got some.
- Boxman: Prophylactics?
- Lt. (j.g.) Jack 'Razor' Barlow: I got two!
- Boxman: Oh yeah? I always carry twenty-six myself… that's not a joke!”

Tom Sizemore - Boxman
Jared Chandler - Lt. (j.g.) Jack 'Razor' Barlow

“- Courtney Blumenthal: Hey Everett, can I borrow a condom?
- Everett Calloway: No, but you can have one.”
Moira Kelly - Courtney Blumenthal
Patrick Dempsey - Everett Calloway

“See what happens when a boy and a girl don't know how to play it safe!”

Peter Frechette - DiMucci

“Condoms don't work. They either break, or they slip off, or they make your dick shrink. But you still gotta use them, yo. At least I did once.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly