“- Larry: Iris, how old are you?
- Iris: Thirty.
- Larry: And you've had six husbands?
- Iris: That's a lot, isn't it?
- Larry: No, no, not really. When you think about it, it's just one every five years.”
Steve Martin - Larry
Judith Ivey - Iris

“Husband number six meet husband number four.”
Mae West - Marlo Manners

“I been savin' this money for a divorce, if ever I got a husband.”
Lillian Randolph - Annie

“I'm divorcing a professor-turned-writer-turned-blogger with the libido of a 13 year-old and two published books to his credit.”
Julia Roberts - Mercedes Tainot

“- Sam Dodsworth: You want to divorce me then?
- Fran Dodsworth: Why should I want to divorce you? You're my husband.
- Sam Dodsworth: You couldn't very well divorce me if I weren't.”
Walter Huston - Sam Dodsworth
Ruth Chatterton - Fran Dodsworth