- FBI Director Womack: Just clippers, no scissors.
- Paul the Hotel Barber: No scissors, you've got to be kidding me, no scissors. I mean, did they tell Picasso "no brush"?
- FBI Director Womack: With scissors, this man could kill you.
John Spencer - F.B.I. Director Womack
Anthony Clark - Paul the Hotel Barber

“- Shot Little Girl: I didn't do anything! I was just playing in my room, and a bullet from your gun came through the wall.
- Crazy K: A bullet don't got a name on it! You was just in the wrong place at the wrong time!”
Tasha Johnson - Little girl who gets shot
Lamont Bentley - Crazy K

“The Smith and Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. Had the trigger guard removed, it saves drawin' time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk, or you'll kill your feet.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Kid

“This is my one chance at happiness. I have to be ruthless!”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“- Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes click.
- The Dude: Jesus.
- Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.”
John Turturro - Jesus Quintana
Jeff Bridges - The Dude