“The quickest way to ruin a relationship with someone is to actually try to have a relationship with them.”
Mandy Moore - Halley Martin

“- Ronny Cammareri: You ruined my life.
- Loretta Castorini: That's impossible! It was ruined when I got here! You ruined my life!”
Nicolas Cage - Ronny Cammareri
Cher - Loretta Castorini

“I'm a busy girl. I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella, and I haven't one clue how to do it.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“- Billy Baird: You ok, mate?
- Luther Stickell: That punk put a hole in my Versace.”
John Polson - Billy Baird
Ving Rhames - Luther Stickell

“- Buck Bretherton: Well how 'bout that, a side we don't have to fix.
- Harry Hogge: [kicks that door panel] I don't want you sto be spoiled, Buck.”
John C. Reilly - Buck Bretherton
Robert Duvall - Harry Hogge