“I've met Mr. Felts. I wouldn't pee on him if his heart was on fire.”

David Strathairn - Sid Hatfield

“- Martha: Are you gonna help, or are you too pretty?
- Bethany: [serious] I'm too pretty.”
Karen Gillan - Martha
Jack Black - Bethany

“Unpopular speech is absolutely vital to the health of our nation.”
Edward Norton - Alan Isaacman

“- Constance Spano: Now what do we do?
- President Thomas J. Whitmore: Address the nation. There's gonna be a lot of frightened people out there.
- Constance Spano: Yeah? I'm one of 'em.”
Margaret Colin - Constance Spano
Bill Pullman - President Thomas J. Whitmore

“I got some weed straight from Turkey, boy. Turkey! Yeah man, It's what gets those arabs off. Check it out man, It will boogie woogie on your mind.”
Christopher Joy - Curtis