“- Mollie: Rona, if there wasn't such a thing as love, what kind of guy would you get to be your kid's father?
- Rona: Someone with a small mouth and good hair. Broad shoulders...
- Mollie: No, no, I'm talking about, what kind of a man would you want to stick around and help raise your child?
- Rona: There's a man who'd do that?”
Kirstie Alley - Mollie
Twink Caplan - Rona

“A woman spends all day over a hot stove slaving away for her man. The least he can do is the dishes.”
Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany

“It's funny. I can't actually remember the last time you were the one risking something. And by the way, the women are always saving the men around here. You might wanna think about changing the name to X-Women.”

Jennifer Lawrence - Raven

“I admit I wasn't much of a husband, but you can always count on me, Hildy.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“He might have been a preacher but he seen things clear. He was like a lantern. He helped me to see things clear.”

Henry Fonda - Tom Joad