“My name is J.P., I am a robot, I like robots, I have a robot vagina.”

Nick Swardson - Jeff

“Syd, I love this country. I owe it everything. That's why I can make fun of it!”

Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“Motion pictures are for the people. Most of the people work for a living, and they don't make much money doing it. It gives them pleasure to see officialdom and the upper classes getting a kick up the backside. Always has, and it always will. And if that can change things, so much the better.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“I'm a satirist, Ernst. The most dangerous politician of them all.”
Harvey Friedman - Friedrich Hollaender

“- Alex: I won't say a single solitary slovo unless I have my lawyerhere. I know the law, you bastards.
- Police Inspector: We'll have to show our little friend Alex here that we know the law too, but that knowing the law isn't everything.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
Lindsay Campbell - Police Inspector