“I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled. And I agree with my father: you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing.”
George Clooney - Matt King

“- Nicole Walker: My dad hates him, that's for sure.
- Margo Masse: That means that he knows you're sleeping together, you know it's that usual weirdo jealousy trip.
- Nicole Walker: How could he possibly know we were sleeping together?
- Margo Masse: Caught ya, ya hoe! You never told me you were screwing him!”
Reese Witherspoon - Nicole Walker
Alyssa Milano - Margo Masse

“- Harry Block: She's got a PhD, this girl.
- Doris: Really? I don't know how she did on her written, but I'm sure she got an A plus on her oral exam.”

Woody Allen - Harry Block
Caroline Aaron - Doris

“Hello gang, welcome to Sex Education. If you aren't registered for this course or are a Southern Baptist, you're in the wrong room.”
David Herman - Mr. Lowelle

“- Ted Foster: I thought that if you wanted to marry a girl you were supposed to ask her father.
- Harry C. Thomas: You must be talking about some other father, some other family. Not a family with only one father and three daughters. Nobody asks him anything. He's lucky if he gets told.”
John Shelton - Ted Foster
Frank Morgan - Harry C. Thomas