“I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled. And I agree with my father: you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing.”
George Clooney - Matt King

“- Nicole Walker: My dad hates him, that's for sure.
- Margo Masse: That means that he knows you're sleeping together, you know it's that usual weirdo jealousytrip.
- Nicole Walker: How could he possibly know we were sleeping together?
- Margo Masse: Caught ya, ya hoe! You never told me you were screwing him!”
Reese Witherspoon - Nicole Walker
Alyssa Milano - Margo Masse

“- Harry Block: She's got a PhD, this girl.
- Doris: Really? I don't know how she did on her written, but I'm sure she got an A plus on her oral exam.”

Woody Allen - Harry Block
Caroline Aaron - Doris

“Hello gang, welcome to Sex Education. If you aren't registered for this course or are a Southern Baptist, you're in the wrong room.”
David Herman - Mr. Lowelle

You ever hearDad introduce us to people? "This is our daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister". Should've just had you and bought a dog!
Lori Petty - Kit Keller