“- Ondine: What the fuck is a gay bar? Can you tell me? What is that? As a homosexual, I will not go! I will not go to one! Why should I be segregated?
- Fred Hughes: You're right, you should be isolated.”
Michael Imperioli - Ondine
Craig Chester - Fred Hughes

“Indeed, Mrs. Brill, I wouldn't stay in this house another minute for all the jewels in Christendom!”
Elsa Lanchester - Katie Nanna

“What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?”

Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“Thank you, Daniel, that is very good to know. But if staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Kevin: I just want to say it was horrible what those kids did. And the whole incident points up a fundamental moralbreakdown in our society.
- Mr. Burkewaite: Thank you, Kevin, for your insightful self-righteous indignation.”
Richard Richcreek - Kevin
Jim Metzler - Mr. Burkewaite