“- Mr. Hayes: Billy, why did you do it?
- Billy Hayes: Money.
- Mr. Hayes: Look, I know you kidssmoke that stuff and we drink booze; but, taking it across the border, that's - that's stupid, Billy. That's stupid!
- Billy Hayes: I know. Dad - get me out of here.”

Mike Kellin - Mr. Hayes
Brad Davis - Billy Hayes

“I didn't tell anyone at school that I was a transvestite, because I was afraid they'd kill me with sticks.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“- Lester Bangs: Are you like the star of your school?
- William Miller: They hate me.
- Lester Bangs: You'll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs
Patrick Fugit - William Miller

“Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter.”
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“The bizarre thing is that I did it for my old man. I tortured this poor kid because I wanted him to think that I was cool. He's always going off about how when he was in school and all the wild things he used to do. And I got the feeling that he was disappointed that I never cut loose on anyone, right?”
Emilio Estevez - Andrew Clark