“- President Ulysses S. Grant: How can I thank you?
- Tonto: You can thank me by honoring your treaties with my people.
- President Ulysses S. Grant: Yes, we will try, you have my word.”

Jason Robards - President Ulysses S. Grant
Michael Horse - Tonto

“Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful son's, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“My family is with me today. They wanted to come with me. To be honest with you, I wasn't sure how I'd feel coming back here. Every day I think about what you said to me that day on the bridge. I tried to live my life the best that I could. I hope that was enough. I hope that, at least in your eyes, I've earned what all of you have done for me.”

Harrison Young - Ryan as Old Man

“- Oz: I'm afraid I can't give you what I know you want most of all. All I can offer you is this: us. I know it's not the family that you had in mind, but...
- China Girl: It's perfect. Thank you, Oz.”
James Franco - Oz
Joey King - China Girl

“The number one rule in my family: Honor your parents.”
Rosalie Chiang - Meilin