“- Fireman: You know, it's against the law to burn anything except trash in your yard.
- Bernadine Harris: [flicks off ashes from her cigarette] It is trash.”
Graham Galloway - Fireman
Bernadine Harris - Bernadine Harris

“Look at that park down there! Just think of how many loves lost and found, how many first kisses kissed, how many Frisbees lost and just remember that is your park my friend and you've got your whole life to walk though it.”

Zak Orth - Monk Jablonski

“He's got the best lawn on the block. And you know why? Because he trains his dog to crap in my yard.”
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield

“- Little Bo Peep: Mistress Mary Quite Contrary, how does your garden grow?
- Mary Quite Contrary: Oh, it's a mess! The silver bells aren't ringing, the cockleshells are being eaten by aphids, and the pretty maids are getting uglier by the minute. Mm! Besides, the rototiller's on the blink and the gophers are the size of buicks.”
Shelley Duvall - Little Bo Peep
Katey Sagal - Mary Quite Contrary

“- Jeffrey Hawks: Holy Shit!
- Simon Wilder: You think so? Looks like the regular garden variety to me.”

Josh Hamilton - Jeffrey Hawks
Joe Pesci - Simon Wilder