“- Joe Hollis: Well, Kaye. What an unexpected and bloodcurdling surprise.
- Kaye Griffin: You just know how to make a girl get all gooey inside, don't you. What have you heard about the Kramer scandal?
- Joe Hollis: Not a word. Now if you'll excuse me, my salad's getting cold.”
Wilford Brimley - Joe Hollis
Sela Ward - Kaye Griffin

“This probably is, now that I think about it, the biggest fuck-up in the history of American law enforcement.”
David Harbour - Gordon Shanklin

“- Melissa Robinson: Ace get out of the tank.
- Ace Ventura: I just can't do it captain, I don't have the power!”
Courteney Cox - Melissa Robinson

“I don't like finding out about people employed by this government via the news, unless they've just died.”

Peter Capaldi - Malcolm Tucker

“- The Ghost: Look, l'm sorry. l should never have stayed in a client's house. lt always ends up with...
- Ruth Lang: With you fucking the client's wife?”
Ewan Gordon McGregor - The Ghost
Olivia Williams - Ruth Lang