“- Otis B. Driftwood: Have I got time to go back and pay my hotel bill?
- Captain: Sorry, too late.
- Otis B. Driftwood: That suits me fine.”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood
Edward Keane - Captain

“- The Old Man Parker: Four minutes. Time me.
- Ralphie as an Adult: [narrating] Actually the Old Man loved it. He had always pictured himself in the pits of the Indianapolis Speedway in the 500. My old man's spare tires were actually only tires in the academic sense. They were round, they had once been made of rubber.”

Darren McGavin - The Old Man Parker
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“- Marty McFly: Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine … out of a DeLorean?
- Dr. Emmett Brown: The way I see it, if you’re going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?”
Michael J. Fox - Marty McFly
Chris Lloyd - Dr. Emmett Brown

“- Mary Todd Lincoln: Stephen Douglas has arrived. Listen to them cheering for him!
- Abe Lincoln: They ought to cheer. He paid them enough for it.”

Ruth Gordon - Mary Todd Lincoln
Raymond Massey - Abe Lincoln

“- Michael Shayne: What do I get paid off in?
- Larry Kincaid: Nice pictures of Washington and Lincoln with numbers on them - big numbers!”
Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne
Robert Emmett Keane - Larry Kincaid