“It would be nice to think that since I was 14, times have changed. Relationships have become more sophisticated. Females less cruel. Skins thicker. Instincts more developed. But there seems to be an element of that afternoon in everything that's happened to me since. All my romantic stories are a scrambled version of that first one.”
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

- Alex Furlong: What about us?
- Julie Redlund: "Us" was eighteen years ago.
- Alex Furlong: It's two days for me. Two days, Julie.

Emilio Estevez - Alex Furlong
Rene Russo - Julie Redlund

“- Max Conners: I've assumed my husband always filed the tax return.
- Gloria Vogal: Which one?”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Anne Bancroft - Gloria Vogal

“Are you telling me you can speak six languages and fly a jetliner but you don't know how to file a tax return?”

Ben Stiller - Steve Arlo

“If you tell the government they will take forty percent of it. Forty percent! Do you know how much that is? That's nearly all of it.”

Lewis McGibbon - Anthony