“- Clark Kent: She's married?
- Jimmy Olsen: Yeah, well no, its more of a prolonged engagement, but don't ask Miss Lane when they're tying the knot because she hates that question.”
Brandon Routh - Clark Kent
Sam Huntington - Jimmy Olsen

“Ther’s just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love too.”
John Travolta - Bud

“I love my wife, but it's like living with a plague of locusts.”
John Turturro - Herbie Stempel

“When was the last time you gave your wife breakfast in bed? When was the last time you gave her anything in bed?”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

“- Wayne Newton: Very special lady.
- Clark Griswold: That's why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her.”

Wayne Newton - Wayne Newton
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold