“You know what's gonna happen if I let you go? Morton is gonna call me in. Then he's going to chew my butt off. I'll be sitting there and my butt's gonna get smaller and smaller and by the time I get up, my back is going to be on my thighs. Because I won't have no butt. You wouldn't want that to happen to me, would you? Of course you wouldn't.”

Sinbad - Sam Simms

“If you do one thing I don't approve of while I'm gone, the least little thing, mind you... I'll show you what horror means!”
Fredric March - Mr. Edward Hyde

“- Annie Herman: You can't put wine in Hobo stew!
- Phyllis Nefler: Why not? What goes better with Hobos than wine?”
Mary Gross - Annie Herman
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“On the battlefield, a soldier can't always obey the General's orders.”

“- Shan-Yu: I tire of your arrogance, old man. Bow to me!
- The Emperor: No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.
- Shan-Yu: Then you will kneel in pieces!”
Miguel Ferrer - Shan-Yu
Pat Morita - The Emperor